Fatty Spins (Ray William Johnson) - Apple Store Love Song

I try not to be dramatic unless I hafta But I was at the Apple Store pickin out a MacBook And on my way out like thanks for stoppin by And you walked in and you really caught my iiiiii-Pod And Ima put you on my playlist I dont know what ya name is but ya goin in my favorites I got ya in my iSight, I hope ya hear cuz Ima turn your volume up and speak into ya earbuds I like yer interface, it aint a big deal You got my heart spinnin right around like a Click Wheel And I was thinkin we can shuffle through the interwebz And find the time for iMovie playing at the Cineplex And girl you know you made that *Final Cuuuut* Even MacBook Air aint *light enuuuuff* To outweigh my heart which is beating so rapid That Ima hafta track it with an iPod App and I fell in love at the Apple Store (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah) I never felt like that before (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah) And I fell in love at the Apple Store (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah) I think I may come back for more (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah) And yes Im aware that baby iMac And maybe if you buy that we can iChat And I dont mean to be aggresive or a sleeze And I dont mean to Mac Im just not PC I know how to treat you this aint a reboot Ill never find the need to Control ALT Delete you I see no reason to mess with these slobs Cause theyre like Bill Gates and Im Steve Jobs I know youre waitin on me to discover That you need a man who will let you meet his motherrrr- Board well baby its fine Cause Im connectin broadband and this could really happen quicktime So lets find a network and go wireless And if youd like to try this maybe we can iTouch And put your picture as my desktop backdrop If you let me take my hard drive and put it in your laptop I fell in love at the Apple Store (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah) I never felt like that before (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah) And I fell in love at the Apple Store (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah) I think I may come back for more (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah) Ma-Ma Ma-Mac Ma-Ma Ma-Ma Ma-Macintosh Ma-Ma Ma-Mac Ma-Ma Ma-Ma Ma-Macintosh Mac Mac Mac-Mac-Ma-Macintosh I fell in love at the Apple Store (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah) I never felt like that before (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah) And I fell in love at the Apple Store (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah) I think I may come back for more (ah ooh ooh ah, ah ooh ooh ah ah)